“Registered Doberman Puppy” = Would-be Alarm System?

Future family member?Who wants a perceived fool-proof alarm system?

It’s a bit expensive and high-maintenance, but perhaps worth it. Until now, I’ve personally been pet-averse for two reasons:

  • Most animals get stinky (or have stinky aspects)
  • My lizard Bing-Bing got old and started dying and it broke my heart

Now I’m starting to think that having an incredibly smart and well-trained doggis would compel me to exercise more when taking him out for a walk. (Yes, I want a HIM dog.)

What do you think?

(Our home is protected by ALL-GUARD. Don’t mess with our house!)